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Friday, July 12, 2013
The Insurance Salesman Comes Calling
When he insists on a personal visit, answer the door in a ratty old robe---but first, sprinkle it with whisky
It would be helpful if you're at least a 100 lbs overweight
But don't overdue it---only remove your lower dentures
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