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Friday, August 16, 2013
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
On the Weed and Sammy Yutin
Was Sammy Yutim a victim of 21st Century weed as well as Police Murder?
60's weed may have been a path to enlightenment, but with 6 times the THC content, 21st Century weed can be a road to destruction.
Sure let's shoot him 3 times and then wait a bit and shoot him 6 more times--and don't forget to taser him after you have shot 9 times
60's weed may have been a path to enlightenment, but with 6 times the THC content, 21st Century weed can be a road to destruction.
Sure let's shoot him 3 times and then wait a bit and shoot him 6 more times--and don't forget to taser him after you have shot 9 times
Sunday, July 28, 2013
On Vaccinations
Welcome back measles--thanks for the fraud Dr. Wakefield
Can Polio be far behind---thanks for the paranoia J. F. Kennedy Jr.
How about some small pox---thanks for the ignorance Jenny McCarthy
Can Polio be far behind---thanks for the paranoia J. F. Kennedy Jr.
How about some small pox---thanks for the ignorance Jenny McCarthy
Friday, July 26, 2013
The Twentieth Century
The Blog has 2,000+ hits in its first 33 days.
Canada's in first, USA second, but Russia is moving up and threatening to overtake the Americans
Perhaps Russia's strong showing is a reflection of how awful the Television programmes are---or perhaps it's a reflection of high the unemployment has become
On that logic, Greece, Italy and Spain should be very high hitters--perhaps their unemployment is so high that, unlike the Russian, they can't even afford the Internet
Canada's in first, USA second, but Russia is moving up and threatening to overtake the Americans
Perhaps Russia's strong showing is a reflection of how awful the Television programmes are---or perhaps it's a reflection of high the unemployment has become
On that logic, Greece, Italy and Spain should be very high hitters--perhaps their unemployment is so high that, unlike the Russian, they can't even afford the Internet
Lunch, Anyone?
So where is the corruption the greatest--Russia or India?
Yummy--Pass the pesticides
Of course its safe--my husband sold it to us
Yummy--Pass the pesticides
Of course its safe--my husband sold it to us
Navalny
Compared to Putin, I'd vote for you--but even if I were Russian, they probably wouldn't count it
Nicky, Nicky, you got to lighten up on that ethnocentric stuff--Russia has had too many rabid nationalists.
Beware that you aren't just cleaning up one form of corruption to simply replace it with another
Nicky, Nicky, you got to lighten up on that ethnocentric stuff--Russia has had too many rabid nationalists.
Beware that you aren't just cleaning up one form of corruption to simply replace it with another
Thursday, July 25, 2013
The Enemies List
Now Harper's right up there with his idle Tricky, Dicky, ' I thought that was Vietnam. Who put Cambodia down there?' Nixon--they both have enemy lists
I wonder if I have made it onto Putin's list--if I have I might win a reward
Major Ford's list includes the media, anyone who owns a bike, and all those Voters who live downtown--they're all gay dope fiends--hey Doug--I think I found a new market for you.
I wonder if I have made it onto Putin's list--if I have I might win a reward
Major Ford's list includes the media, anyone who owns a bike, and all those Voters who live downtown--they're all gay dope fiends--hey Doug--I think I found a new market for you.
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Job Opportunities
Hydro Repairmen--more climate change storms will keep you busy
Crematorium Attendants--as the Zommers turn to ash
White Servants--as Chinese status symbols
Crematorium Attendants--as the Zommers turn to ash
White Servants--as Chinese status symbols
Alexi Navalny
On Sochi, "An unprecedented thief's caper"
Yo-- Alexi--nice wife--she would make a nice first lady
Alexi released on bail--perhaps demonstrations do help--or is it the pressure from the West?
In any event, stay away from the plutonium
Yo-- Alexi--nice wife--she would make a nice first lady
Alexi released on bail--perhaps demonstrations do help--or is it the pressure from the West?
In any event, stay away from the plutonium
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Dubai--Your next Resort Destination
Norwegian woman who alleges rape, gets 16 months in prison--to be fair the guy got 15 months
A Dubai police officer ,trained in such delicate matters, did inquire if she was claiming rape because the sex was not fulfilling--this guy could work for the RCMP
An Emirate woman is sent to prison for a year after claiming that she was gang raped--to be fair she got a lesser sentence because gang rape is part of her cultural norm.
A Dubai police officer ,trained in such delicate matters, did inquire if she was claiming rape because the sex was not fulfilling--this guy could work for the RCMP
An Emirate woman is sent to prison for a year after claiming that she was gang raped--to be fair she got a lesser sentence because gang rape is part of her cultural norm.
Detroit keeps on giving
The good news--Wall street banks invested $1 billion in Detroit bonds
The worst news--they used your money
The ugly new---the government will bail them out with your tax dollars--so you get to lose twice
The worst news--they used your money
The ugly new---the government will bail them out with your tax dollars--so you get to lose twice
Monday, July 22, 2013
The Royal Baby
The heir arrives--now for the spare--the one without Charles' ears should be the King
A name you say--how about Waldo--as in HERE'S Waldo
How arcane, absurd and inoffensive the Monarchy has become
A name you say--how about Waldo--as in HERE'S Waldo
How arcane, absurd and inoffensive the Monarchy has become
On Sochi
Sochi will host the Winter Olympics---what a great idea--it even has palm Trees
Gary Kasparov, On Sochi, "I never doubted (Putin) and his cronies would take the gold"--I don't think Gary is talking about the gold medal
Putin says Sochi will cost $9 billion. The Economist magazine says it will cost $ 50 billion--let's see that's $41 billion divided by how many Puffy Putin Pastries?
Gary Kasparov, On Sochi, "I never doubted (Putin) and his cronies would take the gold"--I don't think Gary is talking about the gold medal
Putin says Sochi will cost $9 billion. The Economist magazine says it will cost $ 50 billion--let's see that's $41 billion divided by how many Puffy Putin Pastries?
Sunday, July 21, 2013
On Finished Cities
It has been said that Toronto will be a nice place to live if it's ever finished--trust me, you don't want to live in a City that's "finished"
Detroit owes $8.2 billion to its employee pension and unfunded health care plans--- unfunded state and municipal pension liabilities are $2 Trillion---yes, that is a T.
In the last 8 years, Wall St. has collected $473 million in fees from Detroit for restructuring it's debt--and former Mayor K. Kilpatrick is serving a 15-20 year sentence for racketeering, extortion and fraud--got to love the spirit of public service
Now there's a 'finished city'
Detroit owes $8.2 billion to its employee pension and unfunded health care plans--- unfunded state and municipal pension liabilities are $2 Trillion---yes, that is a T.
In the last 8 years, Wall St. has collected $473 million in fees from Detroit for restructuring it's debt--and former Mayor K. Kilpatrick is serving a 15-20 year sentence for racketeering, extortion and fraud--got to love the spirit of public service
Now there's a 'finished city'
Friday, July 19, 2013
On Renovating a Man--Part Two
Start with the premise that he is a bear with furniture
Observe that his manners would make a chimp blush
Stick to his exterior-- his interior is beyond your control
Observe that his manners would make a chimp blush
Stick to his exterior-- his interior is beyond your control
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Sexuality
Lies in the small of a woman's back
In her laughter
And in her surrender--not to you, but to herself
In her laughter
And in her surrender--not to you, but to herself
Human Spirtuality
Is found in the Cathedrals of the Forest
In the Abbeys of the Night Sky
And, in the Hands of a Baby
In the Abbeys of the Night Sky
And, in the Hands of a Baby
You know you're Married, Part 6
When she says,"He really prefers small- breasted women."
When she wears your T shirts as night gowns
When you don't put the seat up, even when you're taking a leak
When she wears your T shirts as night gowns
When you don't put the seat up, even when you're taking a leak
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
The Harper Shuffel
Harper's "generational change"---on average the babies are under 52 years of age--enfants
For stability, the 3 most powerful cabinet posts go to the Harrisites hacks- Tony, 'sure that gazebo is on the Border', Clement; John the 'Bulldog 'Baird: and Jimmy, 'I am not embarrassed, it's a skin condition', Flaherty.
And for a bit of fresh air its Peter, the Fighter Pilot, MacKay
For stability, the 3 most powerful cabinet posts go to the Harrisites hacks- Tony, 'sure that gazebo is on the Border', Clement; John the 'Bulldog 'Baird: and Jimmy, 'I am not embarrassed, it's a skin condition', Flaherty.
And for a bit of fresh air its Peter, the Fighter Pilot, MacKay
Cars and Babies
Unless you like your babies baked--don't leave them in your car
Grandmother charged with criminal negligence after her 2 year old grandson dies of heat stroke in her car---is suicide a viable option for this poor women.
No criminal charges are laid in the death of a 3 year old girl--for her parents, is this a blessing or a curse?
Would you leave your wallet in your car--it's all a matter of priorities
Grandmother charged with criminal negligence after her 2 year old grandson dies of heat stroke in her car---is suicide a viable option for this poor women.
No criminal charges are laid in the death of a 3 year old girl--for her parents, is this a blessing or a curse?
Would you leave your wallet in your car--it's all a matter of priorities
Marriage Mates
Young women assume there will always be a handy supply of eligible men
By their 30s, they find a wasteland, and the "let's settle for him" syndrome may arrive
Well, he's got a job and he doesn't smell too bad.
By their 30s, they find a wasteland, and the "let's settle for him" syndrome may arrive
Well, he's got a job and he doesn't smell too bad.
Monday, July 15, 2013
Canada, and USA fall behind USSR in weekly hits
Must be all my Mongolian relatives--A give away--Almond eyes, and a Mongolian Fold brow
Oh, and don't forget short and fat
Now it could be Puff Putin's secret police
Oh, and don't forget short and fat
Now it could be Puff Putin's secret police
When Driving with your Child*
Please keep your Lizard in the trunk
Beware. the Silver Dog will encourage you to drive into oncoming traffic
With luck, your child wont close your eyes too often
*Please see 4 July 12, 2013 posts
Beware. the Silver Dog will encourage you to drive into oncoming traffic
With luck, your child wont close your eyes too often
*Please see 4 July 12, 2013 posts
Snowden in Moscow
Snowden has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize---a move to strengthen American-Swedish relations?
If Snowden wins, he will join other American notables ;such as, Barrack Obama, and Henry Kissinger--strange bedfellows
Snowden--a hero for civil rights--or a traitor--let's hear your thoughts
If Snowden wins, he will join other American notables ;such as, Barrack Obama, and Henry Kissinger--strange bedfellows
Snowden--a hero for civil rights--or a traitor--let's hear your thoughts
You know you're Married Part 5
When she says," We don't like big cars"
When she says," We love to shop for antiques."
When she says, " We'll take the black suit and the red tie."
When she says," We love to shop for antiques."
When she says, " We'll take the black suit and the red tie."
Sunday, July 14, 2013
Where's that Super Power Pride
For the first week ever, the USSR has more blog hits than the USA--America sucking wind?
Now I really have to learn some Russian History--perhaps the cute expat in accounting....
Is Ukraine's largest export beautiful women for impotent Americans --oops--- Ukraine is no longer part of the USSR--or is it?
Now I really have to learn some Russian History--perhaps the cute expat in accounting....
Is Ukraine's largest export beautiful women for impotent Americans --oops--- Ukraine is no longer part of the USSR--or is it?
Friday, July 12, 2013
The Insurance Salesman Comes Calling
When he insists on a personal visit, answer the door in a ratty old robe---but first, sprinkle it with whisky
It would be helpful if you're at least a 100 lbs overweight
But don't overdue it---only remove your lower dentures
It would be helpful if you're at least a 100 lbs overweight
But don't overdue it---only remove your lower dentures
On the Child
The Child, who prefers to be called EQ, is at the heart of the Asylum--he is the EQ to Dr. Spock's IQ
While Dr. Spock nudges the Child with reason and quiet persuasion, the Lizard, the Black Dog, and the Silver Dog nip at him with fear, depression and destruction
When he can, the Red Dog will protect the Child, but he often does it with Rage
While Dr. Spock nudges the Child with reason and quiet persuasion, the Lizard, the Black Dog, and the Silver Dog nip at him with fear, depression and destruction
When he can, the Red Dog will protect the Child, but he often does it with Rage
On the Lizard
The Lizard is not only primordial, ---he is even prenatal
The Lizard is a creature of fight or flight---all other reactions escape his brain pan
The best one can hope for is to keep him quietly soaking in the streams of the Sun
The Lizard is a creature of fight or flight---all other reactions escape his brain pan
The best one can hope for is to keep him quietly soaking in the streams of the Sun
On Dr. Spock
Dr. Spock is pure intellect--without passions or personality
His namesake is of course Science Officer Spock of the Star ship Enterprise--an actual Mr. Data
Or perhaps, he is named in memory of Dr. B. Spock--a child psychologist of mid-century acclaim
In any event, Dr. Spock will seek to control the action in the ring as our pugilists "get ready to Ruuumble"
His namesake is of course Science Officer Spock of the Star ship Enterprise--an actual Mr. Data
Or perhaps, he is named in memory of Dr. B. Spock--a child psychologist of mid-century acclaim
In any event, Dr. Spock will seek to control the action in the ring as our pugilists "get ready to Ruuumble"
The Inmates
The Asylum is directed by the formidable intellect of Dr. Spock--or so he likes to think
The oldest inmate is the Lizard, a necessary, but unpleasant, primordial creature--he is imperious to persuasion
The institution is devoted to the well being of the Child---he is the centre of love and of hate
The Red Dog gives the Child his strength, his determination and his protection---but he also gives him his rage, and his arrogance
Dr. Spock must constantly protect the Child from the Black Dog's depression, and the Silver Dog's self-destructive impulses
Perhaps your Asylum has these creatures as well
Our story involves the interaction between the inmates, and you will hear all their voices--with luck you will hear from Dr. Spock, and the Child more often than you hear from the Lizard and the Hounds
The oldest inmate is the Lizard, a necessary, but unpleasant, primordial creature--he is imperious to persuasion
The institution is devoted to the well being of the Child---he is the centre of love and of hate
The Red Dog gives the Child his strength, his determination and his protection---but he also gives him his rage, and his arrogance
Dr. Spock must constantly protect the Child from the Black Dog's depression, and the Silver Dog's self-destructive impulses
Perhaps your Asylum has these creatures as well
Our story involves the interaction between the inmates, and you will hear all their voices--with luck you will hear from Dr. Spock, and the Child more often than you hear from the Lizard and the Hounds
Thursday, July 11, 2013
All that Glitters is not Gold
It maybe that nice shinny Mercury that poisons the children at mining sites
We have blood diamonds, and now we have blood gold
Slavery is universally outlawed--yet there are up to 27 million slaves in the World today.
We have blood diamonds, and now we have blood gold
Slavery is universally outlawed--yet there are up to 27 million slaves in the World today.
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
The Three Golden Equations
Study=Knowledge
Knowledge+Experience= Understanding
Understanding+Acceptance=Wisdom
Knowledge+Experience= Understanding
Understanding+Acceptance=Wisdom
You Know You're Married when
She pokes you through the bars --and you like it.
The Child in your Asylum plays happily with the Child in his Asylum.
He gives you a gift certificate to your favourite show store--instead of a small appliance
The Child in your Asylum plays happily with the Child in his Asylum.
He gives you a gift certificate to your favourite show store--instead of a small appliance
On the BC Pipe
Up with Rail, Down with Pipelines
A tank car floating down the Frasier River--so much nicer than a Kinder Morgan Pipe
Tanker car movement in Canada in 1999--500---in 2012--144,000
A tank car floating down the Frasier River--so much nicer than a Kinder Morgan Pipe
Tanker car movement in Canada in 1999--500---in 2012--144,000
On Water
All the Earth's water comes from Space--the earth has never made water--it only recycles it
All that drinking water was once waste water
All the water in the world has passed through a pig's bladder--some religions
may have to prohibit the use of water
All that drinking water was once waste water
All the water in the world has passed through a pig's bladder--some religions
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Frac Off
Fracking chemicals make bitumen look like drinking water
Fracking never hurt anyone --and neither did acid rain, agent orange, or asbestos
You can bet your life that 30% of fracking wells don't poison the ground water--and you'd be right--it's actually 50%
Fracking never hurt anyone --and neither did acid rain, agent orange, or asbestos
You can bet your life that 30% of fracking wells don't poison the ground water--and you'd be right--it's actually 50%
On Bottled Water
25% of North American bottled water is tap water wrapped in plastic
A bottle of tap water is 3000 times more expensive than tap water
While we enjoy the purity of our tap water, lets remember the indestrutable
A bottle of tap water is 3000 times more expensive than tap water
While we enjoy the purity of our tap water, lets remember the indestrutable
Frac You
Think a wind turbine might lower your property values--try a fracking well
Fracking is exempt from the Clean Water Act--a gift from Tricky Dicky Cheney
Give your child a birthday earth quake--frack a fault line.
Fracking is exempt from the Clean Water Act--a gift from Tricky Dicky Cheney
Give your child a birthday earth quake--frack a fault line.
From a Teacher
Teachers' are control freaks who certainly feel entitled to their entitlements
Teachers' are often damaged goods with low EQs
Teachers are the most difficult clients for lawyers and for mediators
Teachers' are often damaged goods with low EQs
Teachers are the most difficult clients for lawyers and for mediators
Frac Away
Join the Homeland list of eco-terrorists---oppose fracking
Fracking chemicals do not migrate into ground water--just ask any hydrologist hire by the gas industry--don't you just love junk science?
The only thing that produces more green house gases than coal--fracked gasd
Fracking chemicals do not migrate into ground water--just ask any hydrologist hire by the gas industry--don't you just love junk science?
The only thing that produces more green house gases than coal--fracked gasd
Monday, July 8, 2013
Rail World Inc.
Lac Megantic --just a flash in the pan
A 'Huge Ray of Light' isn't necessarily bring clarity--it may be just the fring of the Fire Hall
Could Lac Megantic be Harper's Walkerton--probably not, but Duffy Dollars might do it
A 'Huge Ray of Light' isn't necessarily bring clarity--it may be just the fring of the Fire Hall
Could Lac Megantic be Harper's Walkerton--probably not, but Duffy Dollars might do it
Handle a Pervert with Style
Tell him you love his pumps
Praise his pearls
Tell him its just like a penis--only smaller
Praise his pearls
Tell him its just like a penis--only smaller
Duffy Dollars
Will buy Get Out of Jail for Free cards
Won't buy you $17 orange juice--for that you need taxpayer dollars
Won't pay for a vet's PT SD
Won't buy you $17 orange juice--for that you need taxpayer dollars
Won't pay for a vet's PT SD
Friday, July 5, 2013
Green Acres Moments 2
How do you know it's time for boating lessons---when you land your boat half way up on the dock
If your pipes freeze twice in 3 years--you might need a plumber.
You might take pause, when your electrician tells you that ,as an electrician, the previous owner was a good plumber
When is it time to buy that firewood--when your axe thuds into your foot
If your pipes freeze twice in 3 years--you might need a plumber.
You might take pause, when your electrician tells you that ,as an electrician, the previous owner was a good plumber
When is it time to buy that firewood--when your axe thuds into your foot
Thursday, July 4, 2013
On Renovating a Man--Part 1--It's going to need a lot of Parts
Women often think men are a renovation project--a good foundation that needs a lot of work
He's going to quit smoking and he'll exercise everyday--and he'll definitely stop slurping his soup.
Why don't men know that their underwear has a best before date?
He's going to quit smoking and he'll exercise everyday--and he'll definitely stop slurping his soup.
Why don't men know that their underwear has a best before date?
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
On the Constitution
If God inspired the Constitution, why did she validate Slavery?
If God wrote the Constitution, why did he allow Child Labour?
If 'She' wrote the Constitution, why did she disenfranchise Women---and why didn't she outlaw Sarah Palin?
God's mysteries are a wonder to behold--or perhaps he's just obtuse
If God wrote the Constitution, why did he allow Child Labour?
If 'She' wrote the Constitution, why did she disenfranchise Women---and why didn't she outlaw Sarah Palin?
God's mysteries are a wonder to behold--or perhaps he's just obtuse
On Burial
Why do we bury the Dead---so they can drag their old carcases to the After Life?
Why do we mutilate our Fallen Enemies--so they cross the River Styx blind and impotent?
We should burn them--so much more sanitary and civilized
Why do we mutilate our Fallen Enemies--so they cross the River Styx blind and impotent?
We should burn them--so much more sanitary and civilized
On Writing
It's like giving birth--thank God for the drugs.
Blogging is so much easier--just mix a little narcissism with a little insomnia.
You can pretend that someone actually reads the stuff
Blogging is so much easier--just mix a little narcissism with a little insomnia.
You can pretend that someone actually reads the stuff
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
On Fanatics
Right wing fanatics just want to kill you.
Left wing fanatics want to kill you --after you acknowledge they were always right
Religious fanatics want to kill you---after you accept their God as the one true God
Left wing fanatics want to kill you --after you acknowledge they were always right
Religious fanatics want to kill you---after you accept their God as the one true God
On Lobbying
Lobbying--the cancer on our Democracy.
Why do the wealthy spend millions of their own money getting elected to Congress--perhaps it"s so they can sell themselves for even more money.
A good Lobby would be one that lobbied to abolish Lobbies.
Why do the wealthy spend millions of their own money getting elected to Congress--perhaps it"s so they can sell themselves for even more money.
A good Lobby would be one that lobbied to abolish Lobbies.
Mandel's Bones
Why does his grandson crave Mandel's bones--oh yeah, to display them at his Theme Park--now that's respect
Winnie wants them for her Exhibition---now that's undying love
Perhaps they should be scattered at Churches across S. Africa--like the bones of medieval Saints
Winnie wants them for her Exhibition---now that's undying love
Perhaps they should be scattered at Churches across S. Africa--like the bones of medieval Saints
On the Zodiac
The Professor does not believe in Astrology
But he finds it passing strange that
He has an Earth sign reflecting his pragmatic peasant stock
He is ruled by the Planet Mars which speaks to Hounds from Hell
His element is Fire for his Rage
But he finds it passing strange that
He has an Earth sign reflecting his pragmatic peasant stock
He is ruled by the Planet Mars which speaks to Hounds from Hell
His element is Fire for his Rage
On Fences
Obama celebrates the destruction of the Berlin Wall.
Meanwhile, Congress proposes to end unemployment by hiring 20,000 new Border Guards to help patrol an additional 700 miles of fence on the Mexican Border.
If all 40,000 Border Guards were lined up along the Mexican Border, there would be 1 every 250 feet---How did that Great Wall of China thing work out?
Meanwhile, Congress proposes to end unemployment by hiring 20,000 new Border Guards to help patrol an additional 700 miles of fence on the Mexican Border.
If all 40,000 Border Guards were lined up along the Mexican Border, there would be 1 every 250 feet---How did that Great Wall of China thing work out?
On the Legacy
Is this poetic prose, or pedantic posturing?
Will the Legacy have goblets of gold, or shards of silver or lipids of lead
Only Shylock knows
Will the Legacy have goblets of gold, or shards of silver or lipids of lead
Only Shylock knows
Monday, July 1, 2013
On Science
Republican Congressman Dr. Burgess (OBGYN), reports that "Science" Proves that fetuses masturbate in the womb--so they obviously feel pain and pleasure and must not be aborted--and you thought the little guy was just kicking
At the same time he asserts that "Science" supports Creationism, not Evolution.
Needless to say, the same "Science", also debunks the theory of Climate Change--oh take me back to Oral Roberts U
At the same time he asserts that "Science" supports Creationism, not Evolution.
Needless to say, the same "Science", also debunks the theory of Climate Change--oh take me back to Oral Roberts U
Best Scents and Sights
SCENTS
A Baby's Breath
The Nape of a Woman's Neck
The Smell of Love
SIGHTS
A Baby at the Mother's Breast
The Hallow of Her Back
Cathedrals of the Forest
A Baby's Breath
The Nape of a Woman's Neck
The Smell of Love
SIGHTS
A Baby at the Mother's Breast
The Hallow of Her Back
Cathedrals of the Forest
More Trend Setting
Easy with that horn--it's not a penis extension
Only ignore 90% of the panhandlers you meet--there but for Grace, go you and I
Tip at least 20%--even if herr breasts don't flop into your soup
Only ignore 90% of the panhandlers you meet--there but for Grace, go you and I
Tip at least 20%--even if herr breasts don't flop into your soup
A Person who Gets Things Done V. A Person who Does Things
Getting your house renovated--it's not as nice as renovating your house
Raising your children is wonderful---having them raised by others isn't
Collecting Art is much less satisfying than making Art
Raising your children is wonderful---having them raised by others isn't
Collecting Art is much less satisfying than making Art
My Son the Lawyer
"My Son the Lawyer", will son be eclipsed by,"My Son the Electrician".
When a Average retirement age for lawyers is 75, perhaps you might want to rethink your career path.
"My Son the Doctor', will still have cache
When a Average retirement age for lawyers is 75, perhaps you might want to rethink your career path.
"My Son the Doctor', will still have cache
Thursday, June 27, 2013
On a Sojourn
Now that Parliament is Pandering to the Base
And Congress will soon be canoodling with the Capitalists
I am off on a brief sojourn to work on my book---God help us all.
Fear not--pre-drafted doses will be delivered up at 24hr. intervals.
And Congress will soon be canoodling with the Capitalists
I am off on a brief sojourn to work on my book---God help us all.
Fear not--pre-drafted doses will be delivered up at 24hr. intervals.
The Century Mark
********** After ONLY 20 Days this Blog has had 1,000 HITS****************
Is that good---who knows
Half are probably Puffy Putin Political Police
And the other half, the Obama Prism
Is that good---who knows
Half are probably Puffy Putin Political Police
And the other half, the Obama Prism
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Gay Genes
Exodus International closes it's doors after decades devoted to reclaiming Christians from the scourge of homosexuality---they finally realized that being Gay is not a life style choice.
Everybody needs gay friends--they're the only ones who really listen--and such a fashion sense
What will Conservative anti-abortions do when the "gay gene" is identified---screen out the queers with abortions--or preserve the "sanctity" of life?
Everybody needs gay friends--they're the only ones who really listen--and such a fashion sense
What will Conservative anti-abortions do when the "gay gene" is identified---screen out the queers with abortions--or preserve the "sanctity" of life?
The Birth of Don Quixote
Once upon a time, I felt the call of Nature, and I quietly informed my new substitute teacher.
She responded, saying " You can wait. There are only 10 minutes to recess".
I was dumbfounded. I had followed the prescribed etiquette. In rejecting my request, she had failed to give the proper response.
So like any unjustly rejected 7 year old, I promptly pissed my pants.
Don Quixote was born. It was the first, but it would not be the last time that I pissed in the face of arbitrary authority.
She responded, saying " You can wait. There are only 10 minutes to recess".
I was dumbfounded. I had followed the prescribed etiquette. In rejecting my request, she had failed to give the proper response.
So like any unjustly rejected 7 year old, I promptly pissed my pants.
Don Quixote was born. It was the first, but it would not be the last time that I pissed in the face of arbitrary authority.
On Sheep
The UK the Royal Horticultural Society has its' first blooming Chilean puya chilensis.
It has been placed well away from children, since---it is also known as the "sheep eater"
Thanks to its' "one child policy", 230 million Chinese men have no potential partners---Chinese sheep will need to wary of both the "sheep eater" and single men roaming the pastures.
It has been placed well away from children, since---it is also known as the "sheep eater"
Thanks to its' "one child policy", 230 million Chinese men have no potential partners---Chinese sheep will need to wary of both the "sheep eater" and single men roaming the pastures.
On the Netherlands
Write a book, make a movie, or publish a carton--and get a fatwa in the face
The Nation broadens its ties to Israel and Palestine--now that sure to work out just fine
Don't you love the passionate bonding of fathers and sons over a friendly game of football?--as 6 teenagers and 1 father are jailed for kicking an amateur linesman to death--accuracy is so important when making a call!
The Nation broadens its ties to Israel and Palestine--now that sure to work out just fine
Don't you love the passionate bonding of fathers and sons over a friendly game of football?--as 6 teenagers and 1 father are jailed for kicking an amateur linesman to death--accuracy is so important when making a call!
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
On Brasil
Well, at least the Government is giving back that 10 cent bus fare.
OK, OK--I guess the middle class wants to spend some of that Billion $ on health care---and I thought Brazilians were crazy about soccer--oops--football.
What if the Government threw in another Giant Jesus in the harbour?
OK, OK--I guess the middle class wants to spend some of that Billion $ on health care---and I thought Brazilians were crazy about soccer--oops--football.
What if the Government threw in another Giant Jesus in the harbour?
In the Green Motels
In the Green Motels of America, undocumented female workers are routinely sexually assault--do we need cheap lettuce that badly.
Help the United Farm Workers plough up the " Panty Fields"
Even when men are found to have committed rape, they almost never suffer any legal sanctions.
Help the United Farm Workers plough up the " Panty Fields"
Even when men are found to have committed rape, they almost never suffer any legal sanctions.
Andra Afloat
It's too cold to swim in Lake Huron,-- unless you catch the plume from the Douglas Point nuclear reactor.
If the zebra mussels don't get you the Asian carp soon will---at least we aren't entangled in the Eurasian Milfoil that's strangling Pt Severn.
Oh Yeah--at least the docks at Pt. Severn actually reach the water.
If the zebra mussels don't get you the Asian carp soon will---at least we aren't entangled in the Eurasian Milfoil that's strangling Pt Severn.
Oh Yeah--at least the docks at Pt. Severn actually reach the water.
The Alternate Universe Revisited
In an Alternate Universe, Obama would be the head of the NRA ---and he'd be taken out by a drone.
In an Alternate, universe, the leader of the PC Party wouldn't be a Harris clone--he'd be " a fukin' Indian"
Michael Zimmerman would be the leader of the Black Panthers--and he wouldn't shoot unarmed teenagers
Berlusconi wouldn't be a pedophile---he'd be the lead dancer in the high steppin " Nubile Follies"
In an Alternate, universe, the leader of the PC Party wouldn't be a Harris clone--he'd be " a fukin' Indian"
Michael Zimmerman would be the leader of the Black Panthers--and he wouldn't shoot unarmed teenagers
Berlusconi wouldn't be a pedophile---he'd be the lead dancer in the high steppin " Nubile Follies"
Let the Games Begin
Sunni football--kicking Shiites to death.
Blowing up Sunnis---Shiite fireworks
Syrian past time---passing gas
Blowing up Sunnis---Shiite fireworks
Syrian past time---passing gas
On Stereotypes
We should never judge an individual by a stereotypes--but lets not pretend that stereotypes are totally with out merit.
Most mothers make better parents than most fathers --curtsy of Andra
Most Wasps are more rigid than most Jamaicans
Most white men little rhythm--and they can't jump
Most Russian men enjoy their vodka--and there dead by 57
Most mothers make better parents than most fathers --curtsy of Andra
Most Wasps are more rigid than most Jamaicans
Most white men little rhythm--and they can't jump
Most Russian men enjoy their vodka--and there dead by 57
The Supremos
The US Supremos strike down a provision of the Voting Act which prevented States from discriminating against non-white voters--hurrah--discrimination disappears from all the States of America.
Putin calls US claims to Snowden, "ravings and rubbish"--are Puffy is always so diplomatic
1.05 cents Canadian now buys $1 American--by Thanks Giving it will cost 1.10
Putin calls US claims to Snowden, "ravings and rubbish"--are Puffy is always so diplomatic
1.05 cents Canadian now buys $1 American--by Thanks Giving it will cost 1.10
Monday, June 24, 2013
Winston Churchill reapplied to Putin
Puffy Putin arrived in his limo--and nobody got out.
Puffy is modest--for he has much to be modest about.
You can count on Puffy to do the right thing--after he tries everything else.
Puffy is modest--for he has much to be modest about.
You can count on Puffy to do the right thing--after he tries everything else.
On Members
Does your boss hold meetings to justify his existence by wasting your time?
Why do the members of a meeting have to restate what has already been said, instead of simply saying, "I agree".
The longer and larger a meeting, the smaller the results.
PS
Its not how long the member is. It's how long the member lasts.
Why do the members of a meeting have to restate what has already been said, instead of simply saying, "I agree".
The longer and larger a meeting, the smaller the results.
PS
Its not how long the member is. It's how long the member lasts.
Political Hiatus
With Parliament in recess,---can there be any political humour?--thank God for Toronto and Montreal!
Toronto's Police Chief Blair seems to have forgotten how to say, " no comment ".
PS
Has anyone noticed that the Stock Market is imploding?--oh--they're on holidays.
Toronto's Police Chief Blair seems to have forgotten how to say, " no comment ".
PS
Has anyone noticed that the Stock Market is imploding?--oh--they're on holidays.
Burial of the Few---Twice
When the US Secretary of Defense asserts that, " We will have less tanks.", instead of "fewer tanks", it is time to put the word "few" in a box.
While we're at it we might as well bury "twice"--it seems to have been replaced by "two times".
PS
When you're better off at 65, than 25, your society is faltering.
While we're at it we might as well bury "twice"--it seems to have been replaced by "two times".
PS
When you're better off at 65, than 25, your society is faltering.
Sunday, June 23, 2013
On Roofs
On any given night, in American, there are 1.6 million children who only have the stars above their heads
And they're not camping
The rest of us will soon have white roofs--brought to you by global warming.
And they're not camping
The rest of us will soon have white roofs--brought to you by global warming.
Thursday, June 20, 2013
On Memory
I forget what I was going to say.
Are you troubled that your husband forgot your birthday?---not to worry--he'll soon forget your name.
With enough hardening of the arteries, you'll soon forget him completely.
Why do our children only remember the bad things we do to them?--perhaps,their grandparents revenge?
Are you troubled that your husband forgot your birthday?---not to worry--he'll soon forget your name.
With enough hardening of the arteries, you'll soon forget him completely.
Why do our children only remember the bad things we do to them?--perhaps,their grandparents revenge?
Russians Surge
In terms of Blog hits, after a slow start, Russia bolts into third place, ahead of the UK, Germany and the Netherlands.
Probably all coming from the Put Man's Political Police
Or perhaps, Russians prefer this perverted black humour?
Probably all coming from the Put Man's Political Police
Or perhaps, Russians prefer this perverted black humour?
Set a New Trend
Don't use mobile devices in public--if you do--stop waving your arms
Drive with courtesy
Have a baby stroller smaller than a Buick
gone till 24th--enjoy your weekend
Drive with courtesy
Have a baby stroller smaller than a Buick
gone till 24th--enjoy your weekend
CONTEST!!!
Soon as I can figure how this site works, there will be a monthly monetary prize for the best comment posted--be it supportive or critical--funny or sad
So please get those comments flowing--this is suppose to be an interactive blog
Thank You
So please get those comments flowing--this is suppose to be an interactive blog
Thank You
On Drugs
Nicotine is the most destructive and addictive drug in every day use, and there will be more smokers in the world in 50 years--say hello China, India, and Indonesia.
Weed in the 60s could be a path to self discovery. At 5 times the THC level, the weed of the 90s is often a path to oblivion.
Not everyone who uses weed goes onto heroin, but everybody who uses heroin started with weed
Weed in the 60s could be a path to self discovery. At 5 times the THC level, the weed of the 90s is often a path to oblivion.
Not everyone who uses weed goes onto heroin, but everybody who uses heroin started with weed
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
To Russia with Love
Has the major Russian export become beautiful young women for dirty old men in the West?
Pussy Riots' music is terrible--but there politics are sweet
In an alternate universe, Putin would be a shy, tall lady--and she would not come into the room cock first.
Agree? Disagree?
Pussy Riots' music is terrible--but there politics are sweet
In an alternate universe, Putin would be a shy, tall lady--and she would not come into the room cock first.
Agree? Disagree?
My Russian Friends
My goodness, 21 hits in 1 day from the Motherland
You are most welcome
Please feel free to leave comments for this capitalist pig Blogger
You are most welcome
Please feel free to leave comments for this capitalist pig Blogger
The Left-Overs
My Favourite Chinese Fortune Cookie----Chinese Food causes cancer.
Children are the meaning
With enough medication, anyone can be a comedian.
Vulgarity is for the Vulgar---what the fuk do you think of that?
When the only topics of comversation are house prices and crack, you must be in Toronto.
Lincoln was a Republican poet--today's Republican's are hillbilly rappers
Droning with Obama---roadkill
In Toronto, there are no real estate virgins
Sex Tourism--hiking in India
Sinkholes--God's little joke
If you're hit by shaprnel--you may be running in a marathon
If your "son" is the Ikea monkey, your legal career may falter
But your political career is assured.
Decisions that may effect your life--that snake tatoo on your face.
Children are the meaning
With enough medication, anyone can be a comedian.
Vulgarity is for the Vulgar---what the fuk do you think of that?
When the only topics of comversation are house prices and crack, you must be in Toronto.
Lincoln was a Republican poet--today's Republican's are hillbilly rappers
Droning with Obama---roadkill
In Toronto, there are no real estate virgins
Sex Tourism--hiking in India
Sinkholes--God's little joke
If you're hit by shaprnel--you may be running in a marathon
If your "son" is the Ikea monkey, your legal career may falter
But your political career is assured.
Decisions that may effect your life--that snake tatoo on your face.
An Alternate Universe
In an Alternate Universe;
Sarah Pallin and Michele Bachmann would be dykes--and they'd be smart
Justin Trudeau would be a lady wrestler--with a bald head
Conrad Black would be a proud Canadian--and he would speak English
Stevie Harper would be a union organizer-and he'd be so warm and fussy
Teabaggers would be Maoists--and they'd care about their fellow Americans.
John McCain would be a pot-smoking pacifist--and he'd be Mexican
Sarah Pallin and Michele Bachmann would be dykes--and they'd be smart
Justin Trudeau would be a lady wrestler--with a bald head
Conrad Black would be a proud Canadian--and he would speak English
Stevie Harper would be a union organizer-and he'd be so warm and fussy
Teabaggers would be Maoists--and they'd care about their fellow Americans.
John McCain would be a pot-smoking pacifist--and he'd be Mexican
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Dose 34
In an alternate universe, Timmy Hudak would be a public civil servant ----and he'd have a smile.
Hispanic voters welded to Democrats as Teabaggers strive to screw up Immigration Reform
The Parliament Hill Speedway---bumper cars for MPs
Hispanic voters welded to Democrats as Teabaggers strive to screw up Immigration Reform
The Parliament Hill Speedway---bumper cars for MPs
Status Symbols
Having a Prius to park beside your Land Rover.
Having a stay at home wife and 4 children--preferably 1 adopted out of Africa.
Having a kayak to dock beside your cigarette boat.
Having a stay at home wife and 4 children--preferably 1 adopted out of Africa.
Having a kayak to dock beside your cigarette boat.
Today's PCs
Whose in handcuffs now? Why its the honourable PC candidate for Mt. Royal---what a surprise.
G7+1 urge steps should be taken to combat tax evasion--but they don't actually do anything
Pamella Wallin, asserts, "I throw myself in whole hog."-- PCs snort, Such an unfortunate choice of words.
G7+1 urge steps should be taken to combat tax evasion--but they don't actually do anything
Pamella Wallin, asserts, "I throw myself in whole hog."-- PCs snort, Such an unfortunate choice of words.
On Youth Sports
Like a Greek Chorus, the self-anointed organizers come into the room cock first, chanting, " It's all about the kids. It's all about the kids" .
It's always, " Family first, School second, and then Hockey."--but you better not miss a game!
The Inflated egos are bad enough , but the fraud is far worse.
It's always, " Family first, School second, and then Hockey."--but you better not miss a game!
The Inflated egos are bad enough , but the fraud is far worse.
Monday, June 17, 2013
Green Acres Moments
The lawnmower blade needs sharpening--lets take the entire lawnmower to the store
Putting the boat in reverse just as the boat owner is jumping for the dock
" When was the last time you changed the oil in this lawnmower? Oh, I thought only cars needed oil changes"
Putting the boat in reverse just as the boat owner is jumping for the dock
" When was the last time you changed the oil in this lawnmower? Oh, I thought only cars needed oil changes"
Keeping Score
The mayors of Toronto and Montreal are in a neck and neck race to see can get jailed first
Harper scores a point for his attack on Putin the Puff
Toronto can no longer feel superior to Calgary--thank God we still have Montreal
Harper scores a point for his attack on Putin the Puff
Toronto can no longer feel superior to Calgary--thank God we still have Montreal
We could have danced all night
All the World's a Ballroom, and we are the masked marionettes
The greater the insecurity, the more opaque the mask
The greater the self-doubt, the more ornate the costume
The greater the insecurity, the more opaque the mask
The greater the self-doubt, the more ornate the costume
The End
for now
15 year olds playing hockey--hope the helmets can take a punch
Being slim--the new status symbol
Women take prostitution seriously--Men tend to blow it off
The machinery may seize up--but lust chugs along
15 year olds playing hockey--hope the helmets can take a punch
Being slim--the new status symbol
Women take prostitution seriously--Men tend to blow it off
The machinery may seize up--but lust chugs along
On Capitalism
Capitalism is good for creating wealth--it's not good at the distribution of wealth
A true capitalist would want a 100% inheritance tax
Or he would give 100% of his wealth to non-profit, non-political, and non-religious NGOs
A true capitalist would want a 100% inheritance tax
Or he would give 100% of his wealth to non-profit, non-political, and non-religious NGOs
Dose 33
A man should want to satisfy his lover as much as he wants to satisfy himself
The only thing worse than unions are Robber Barons
I love Humanity--it's people I can't stand ( Peanuts )
The only thing worse than unions are Robber Barons
I love Humanity--it's people I can't stand ( Peanuts )
Dose 32
Money does not promise happiness, but Poverty does promise misery
Women can still trade their sexuality for support, but...
Feminism, means they don't have to
Women can still trade their sexuality for support, but...
Feminism, means they don't have to
Kids
An only child never has a peer
5 year old playing T-ball---squirrels climbing the fence to escape
It's hard to be a father if you never had one
5 year old playing T-ball---squirrels climbing the fence to escape
It's hard to be a father if you never had one
More of that Marriage stuff
Women marry men to change them
Before you propose, take her camping--black flies remove lots of veneer
Men marry women to keep them as they are.
Before you propose, take her camping--black flies remove lots of veneer
Men marry women to keep them as they are.
Dose 31
Taking antidepressants can be very depressing
Gain insight--observe how your lover treats her friends, and sales clerks
Taking tranquillizers causes anxiety
Gain insight--observe how your lover treats her friends, and sales clerks
Taking tranquillizers causes anxiety
Dose 30
Did Michael Spitz get web feet from smoking dope?
Cults are charismatic carnal houses
Giving birth is slightly more painful than writing
Cults are charismatic carnal houses
Giving birth is slightly more painful than writing
Dose 29
Democratically elected governments passed both the Patriot Act and The Act for the Safety of the State and the People.
Bush passed the first--the second was passed by Hitler
Without guns, domestic violence and school yard violence seldom lead to death
Bush passed the first--the second was passed by Hitler
Without guns, domestic violence and school yard violence seldom lead to death
Dose 28
Our place in any of society's power pyramids is largely determined by genetics, inherited wealth and geographic accident.
Man can not change his nature, but he can discover it. Thru discovery he can control his nature--rather than letting it control him.
One's discomfort is more amusing than the discomfort of others
Man can not change his nature, but he can discover it. Thru discovery he can control his nature--rather than letting it control him.
One's discomfort is more amusing than the discomfort of others
Dose 27
In Decor and Fashion, strive for Spartan Elegance--like Liberace
When making investments, spontaneity is usually a disaster
When society is defined by pyramids, people are conditioned to be obsequious to those above and contemptuous of those below
When making investments, spontaneity is usually a disaster
When society is defined by pyramids, people are conditioned to be obsequious to those above and contemptuous of those below
Dose 26
Reading to your lover can be as pleasant as reading to you child
Lonliness and Lifestyle are our Killers
Avoid chronic disease--up at dawn, down at dusk
Lonliness and Lifestyle are our Killers
Avoid chronic disease--up at dawn, down at dusk
Nominations for the Most Gullible
P.C. Party donors who finance the PMO's slush fund
Ford supporters who believe everything is made up by the "media maggots"
Evangelicals who love their cult leaders
Ford supporters who believe everything is made up by the "media maggots"
Evangelicals who love their cult leaders
Dose 25
The broken bodies of extremists grease the wheels of Progress
Take 1 Nobel laureate, add 1 Wall St. guru, spinkle on some Greenspan--presto --you have the Long Term Capital bailout--and a harbinger of worse to come
If you are normally the smartest one the room--Do be quiet--nobody wants to know
Take 1 Nobel laureate, add 1 Wall St. guru, spinkle on some Greenspan--presto --you have the Long Term Capital bailout--and a harbinger of worse to come
If you are normally the smartest one the room--Do be quiet--nobody wants to know
Dose 24
Growing Income Inequality is not in the best interests of the 1%
Spontaneity in love and travel usually works out.
Arab Sping--the Winter of the Brotherhood
Spontaneity in love and travel usually works out.
Arab Sping--the Winter of the Brotherhood
Dose 23
Bureaucratic incompetence comes from having no skin in the game
Our knowledge of our mortality is the foundation of Religion
Nature favours the tall
Our knowledge of our mortality is the foundation of Religion
Nature favours the tall
Dose 22
One Man, One Gun--the myth that haunts America
An only child has no peers and he carries the entire burden of his parents' hopes.
Ignorance is bliss, but by the time you out, it is too late
An only child has no peers and he carries the entire burden of his parents' hopes.
Ignorance is bliss, but by the time you out, it is too late
Dose 21
Arranged Marriage--the pedophile Paradise
Process is as important as product
Acceptance of others is the foundation of Justice
Process is as important as product
Acceptance of others is the foundation of Justice
Dose 20
My God, Rumsfeldt was right--a standing work station beats a desk
Only zealots, economists, and mystics dare predict the future
As long as society consists of pyramids, it will consist primarily of "losers"
Only zealots, economists, and mystics dare predict the future
As long as society consists of pyramids, it will consist primarily of "losers"
Dose 19
The avarice of the 1% is beyond redemption.
Lobbying paralyzes and pollutes Democracy.
The remedy for 6 day work week and child labour was the Union Movement
Lobbying paralyzes and pollutes Democracy.
The remedy for 6 day work week and child labour was the Union Movement
Dose 18
Harper loves transparency when it only applies to others
Seeking perfection causes imperfection
Travel creates tolerance.
Seeking perfection causes imperfection
Travel creates tolerance.
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Dose 17
Corporations are not entities with Constitutional or Civil Rights
Interracial Marriage--some hope for mankind
Religion is based upon misogyny
Interracial Marriage--some hope for mankind
Religion is based upon misogyny
Dose 16
Decisions should never be based on Fear
If White Collar Criminals were given the same treatment as petty thieves, there would be more justice in the world
Corporations pervert Democracy
If White Collar Criminals were given the same treatment as petty thieves, there would be more justice in the world
Corporations pervert Democracy
Dose 15
Parochial schools are divisive.
Lawyers are the pallbearers of other peoples' problems.
Condoms are marginally better than STDs
Lawyers are the pallbearers of other peoples' problems.
Condoms are marginally better than STDs
Dose 14
Politicians are dangerous when they hear the voice of God
Sharia Law is not the Family Law Act
If you believe in an After Life you could happily destroy the world
Sharia Law is not the Family Law Act
If you believe in an After Life you could happily destroy the world
Dose 13
Global Warming may be managed, but it will not be stopped
There is more CO2 in the oceans than in the atmosphere
The greatest threat of warming----the melting of the Tundra.
There is more CO2 in the oceans than in the atmosphere
The greatest threat of warming----the melting of the Tundra.
Dose 12
Is it better to be someone who gets things done, or someone who does things?
Say goodbye to cursive writing, desktop computers, seafood, land lines, books, workplaces, class rooms, DVDs, and burial plots.
To truly learn something--teach it--20 minutes at a time
Say goodbye to cursive writing, desktop computers, seafood, land lines, books, workplaces, class rooms, DVDs, and burial plots.
To truly learn something--teach it--20 minutes at a time
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
On Death
There is no right to life, but there is a right to death
Without fear, greet Death as an old friend--its not like your going anywhere
Death, Nature's Executioner
An agnostic is an atheist who hopes he's wrong
Death cleanses Nature's palate
Believing in an infinite God is no more irrational than believing in an infinite Universe--but it generates so much more blood and hatred.
Being an agnostic is like sitting on a very Sharp fence--which gets sharper as we get older.
We can torture the language of any Creation Myth so that it conforms to Evolution
As the whisper of the Death Rattle approaches, it may create the last and brightest star
When the love of learning goes, it's time to shuffle off.
Death--a cure for youth unemployment and environmental degradation
It really is ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Environmentalists love cremation--but they're torn up about the smoke
Without fear, greet Death as an old friend--its not like your going anywhere
Death, Nature's Executioner
An agnostic is an atheist who hopes he's wrong
Death cleanses Nature's palate
Believing in an infinite God is no more irrational than believing in an infinite Universe--but it generates so much more blood and hatred.
Being an agnostic is like sitting on a very Sharp fence--which gets sharper as we get older.
We can torture the language of any Creation Myth so that it conforms to Evolution
As the whisper of the Death Rattle approaches, it may create the last and brightest star
When the love of learning goes, it's time to shuffle off.
Death--a cure for youth unemployment and environmental degradation
It really is ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Environmentalists love cremation--but they're torn up about the smoke
Passing By
Do you hear something sizzling, ---it smells like Turkey--yum
I hear "Santa Monica Boulevard" playing--but, do take cover!--the NRA is so inspirational.
Labour saving devices will kill us--unless television does it first
I hear "Santa Monica Boulevard" playing--but, do take cover!--the NRA is so inspirational.
Labour saving devices will kill us--unless television does it first
Prism Strikes
Internet Porn Industry collapses.
Edward Snowden--Patriot?
Resurgence in both family life and prostitution attributed to Prism.
Edward Snowden--Patriot?
Resurgence in both family life and prostitution attributed to Prism.
On Mediation
The purpose of mediation is not to get a settlement--it is to get a just settlement.
To be impartial and effective, mediators must suppress their personal feelings--this may hurt their personal relationships where the expression of emotion is critical.
Mediators must avoid over controlling simply to get to "yes"
Mediation should precede, but not prohibit, litigation.
Mediation involves an imbalance of power between clients and the Mediator must address this imbalance without alienating the dominant party.
To be impartial and effective, mediators must suppress their personal feelings--this may hurt their personal relationships where the expression of emotion is critical.
Mediators must avoid over controlling simply to get to "yes"
Mediation should precede, but not prohibit, litigation.
Mediation involves an imbalance of power between clients and the Mediator must address this imbalance without alienating the dominant party.
The Perfect Husband
Is a man, not a woman, but he..
Is attentive and sincere toward you and your children
Listens first and only tries to "solve" the problem when asked.
Is an independent person, but also a true partner.
Never goes to bed angry
Knows that arguments require a 20 minute time out
Knows you are in charge of the decorating
Is never violent.
Fights fair and does not become withholding
Does not give up on intimacy--even if his plumbing is off line.
Is attentive and sincere toward you and your children
Listens first and only tries to "solve" the problem when asked.
Is an independent person, but also a true partner.
Never goes to bed angry
Knows that arguments require a 20 minute time out
Knows you are in charge of the decorating
Is never violent.
Fights fair and does not become withholding
Does not give up on intimacy--even if his plumbing is off line.
The Urban Landscape
Increasingly, smart people will use smart cards to use smart cars to travel on smart roads.--say that fast 5 times
Forests are man's cathedrals--bring them to the cities
For the relief of depression, walk alone in the woods.
Exercise should not be a special event, but part of daily urban life
Living in nature is the closest we can get to the mythical heaven
The keys to unlock the Human Spirit are the night sky, tress, music, and a baby at rest
Make $, build an open air mall in the woods on transit, with peripheral parking and electric golf carts.
Feeling disconnected from modern society and its urban landscape is a natural and appropriate reaction.
Urban nodes can recreate the extended family.
Living space for the old, the young and everyone in between can be integrated into the same location
Increasingly. people will live in dense self contained urban nodes where the emphasis will be on integration, digitization, mass transit, electrical vehicles and green spaces.
Car ownership will decrease and will access rental vehicles for special purpose trips.
Roads will be digitalized and many will be reversed to bring goods into the city at night
Architects and urban planners will learn not to treat the environment as a blank slate.
Trades people will be given free accomodation simply to ensure that they will be avaiable in specifis urban nodes.
As the open city increasingly becomes our living, dining, family and exercise rooms, people will live in smaller and smaller spaces devoted primarily to sleeping and other private activities.
On line shopping will make up the bulk of our retail shopping.
Pitched roof will be white to reduce nocturnal radiation.
Flat roofs will be roof gardens and energy sources
Building lights will go off at night.
The Earth isn't getting hotter--it's just poor circulation
Forests are man's cathedrals--bring them to the cities
For the relief of depression, walk alone in the woods.
Exercise should not be a special event, but part of daily urban life
Living in nature is the closest we can get to the mythical heaven
The keys to unlock the Human Spirit are the night sky, tress, music, and a baby at rest
Make $, build an open air mall in the woods on transit, with peripheral parking and electric golf carts.
Feeling disconnected from modern society and its urban landscape is a natural and appropriate reaction.
Urban nodes can recreate the extended family.
Living space for the old, the young and everyone in between can be integrated into the same location
Increasingly. people will live in dense self contained urban nodes where the emphasis will be on integration, digitization, mass transit, electrical vehicles and green spaces.
Car ownership will decrease and will access rental vehicles for special purpose trips.
Roads will be digitalized and many will be reversed to bring goods into the city at night
Architects and urban planners will learn not to treat the environment as a blank slate.
Trades people will be given free accomodation simply to ensure that they will be avaiable in specifis urban nodes.
As the open city increasingly becomes our living, dining, family and exercise rooms, people will live in smaller and smaller spaces devoted primarily to sleeping and other private activities.
On line shopping will make up the bulk of our retail shopping.
Pitched roof will be white to reduce nocturnal radiation.
Flat roofs will be roof gardens and energy sources
Building lights will go off at night.
The Earth isn't getting hotter--it's just poor circulation
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Stop Whining Already
Although, I prefer to spread things around, people keep whining for more economic splashes. So here's 1 big wave
1. Pay off debt before anything else.
2. Never borrow $, except for education or a house.
3. Be an investor, not a trader--an occasional buyer--not a seller.
4. Use an on-line discount broker--not a full service broker
5. Brokers are salesman, not analysts.
6. Minimize fees
7.In the market, perception is reality
8. Maximizing Education, maximizes income
9. Government jobs give generally lower wages, but far better benefits than the private sector
10 Try to save 20% of your net income to pay down debt and invest.
11. First-get a TFSA, then buy a house and pay down Mortgage.--and look up new words you may not know.
12. Get mortgages with weekly, not monthly payments
13. Buy disability, term, replacement cost property and vehicle insurance.
14. Don't buy whole life or appliance repair insurance.
15. Use DRIPs
16. Buy ETFs, Never Mutual Funds
17. Active trading and, speculation are strictly for "insiders" and pros
18. Don't buy options, currencies, airlines, airline, television or desk-top computer manufactures.
19 Don't buy companies who provide goods and services where their prices are regulated by government.
20. Buy ETFs--not individual stocks
21 Buy "vanilla" ETFs that actually hold stocks, rather than options.
22 Have 1 credit card that collects dividend rather than Aeromiles, and pay it off automatically each month.
23. Economics is called the"dismal science", because it pretends that it is a science.
24. Don't follow the herd.
25. If it sounds to good to be true, it probably is.
25. Buy houses and ATVs in Dec.: electronics, appliances and dress clothes in Jan,: cars, winter clothes and snowmobiles in March, and buy summer clothes, and boats in Aug.
26. Never buy a new car--buy used with an extended warranty, give it regular maintenance and drive forever.
27 In investing your asset allocation is more important than your specific holdings.
28.After age 50, the % of your total total assets ( excl.real estate) that are in fixed assets should=your age, and the balance of your total should be blue chip growth stocks, EFFs..
29. Buy Canada, USA, India and Brazil.
30 Only invest indirectly in China.
31 Buy stocks in agriculture, water, leisure, on-line retailers, artificial hips.
32. In terms of taxes, a principal residence is best, then dividends and then interest income--unless its in a "sheltered" account.
33.50% of stock returns come from dividends.
34. There are no guarantees in life--or the market.
35. Generally, look at your investments just once a quarter--instead live your life.
1. Pay off debt before anything else.
2. Never borrow $, except for education or a house.
3. Be an investor, not a trader--an occasional buyer--not a seller.
4. Use an on-line discount broker--not a full service broker
5. Brokers are salesman, not analysts.
6. Minimize fees
7.In the market, perception is reality
8. Maximizing Education, maximizes income
9. Government jobs give generally lower wages, but far better benefits than the private sector
10 Try to save 20% of your net income to pay down debt and invest.
11. First-get a TFSA, then buy a house and pay down Mortgage.--and look up new words you may not know.
12. Get mortgages with weekly, not monthly payments
13. Buy disability, term, replacement cost property and vehicle insurance.
14. Don't buy whole life or appliance repair insurance.
15. Use DRIPs
16. Buy ETFs, Never Mutual Funds
17. Active trading and, speculation are strictly for "insiders" and pros
18. Don't buy options, currencies, airlines, airline, television or desk-top computer manufactures.
19 Don't buy companies who provide goods and services where their prices are regulated by government.
20. Buy ETFs--not individual stocks
21 Buy "vanilla" ETFs that actually hold stocks, rather than options.
22 Have 1 credit card that collects dividend rather than Aeromiles, and pay it off automatically each month.
23. Economics is called the"dismal science", because it pretends that it is a science.
24. Don't follow the herd.
25. If it sounds to good to be true, it probably is.
25. Buy houses and ATVs in Dec.: electronics, appliances and dress clothes in Jan,: cars, winter clothes and snowmobiles in March, and buy summer clothes, and boats in Aug.
26. Never buy a new car--buy used with an extended warranty, give it regular maintenance and drive forever.
27 In investing your asset allocation is more important than your specific holdings.
28.After age 50, the % of your total total assets ( excl.real estate) that are in fixed assets should=your age, and the balance of your total should be blue chip growth stocks, EFFs..
29. Buy Canada, USA, India and Brazil.
30 Only invest indirectly in China.
31 Buy stocks in agriculture, water, leisure, on-line retailers, artificial hips.
32. In terms of taxes, a principal residence is best, then dividends and then interest income--unless its in a "sheltered" account.
33.50% of stock returns come from dividends.
34. There are no guarantees in life--or the market.
35. Generally, look at your investments just once a quarter--instead live your life.
Type Bs
Live in the present and are patient--but, they can't find their socks
Are happy, charming and spontaneous----but, they are late and never do laundry
Are creative, and do things eventually---but they are chaotic and forget to pay the rent
Are happy, charming and spontaneous----but, they are late and never do laundry
Are creative, and do things eventually---but they are chaotic and forget to pay the rent
Blog, Blog
Avoid opinions that become tirades.
A new tool for the mental health profession---client blogging.
Strive to soften the preaching with humour.
A new tool for the mental health profession---client blogging.
Strive to soften the preaching with humour.
On Stage
All the World's a Stage--if only we knew our lines.
In the role of drivers--why do we have to be psychopaths?
Why is our final role the demented?
In the role of drivers--why do we have to be psychopaths?
Why is our final role the demented?
Magical Thinking
Brings peace of mind
Creates 'God' as the answer to our mortally
Gives us Creationism--the denial of Science.
Creates 'God' as the answer to our mortally
Gives us Creationism--the denial of Science.
Zoomer Best Sellers
Sex After Prostrate Cancer
Living with Replacement Parts
Time Consuming Stationary Hobbies to enrich your Urinating Experience.
Living with Replacement Parts
Time Consuming Stationary Hobbies to enrich your Urinating Experience.
On Voting
When less than 20% of the City's voters actually vote we get the Ford brothers.
When less than 60% of Canada votes we get the Harperites
Perhaps we should be like the Aussies and levy fines on non-voters.--hmm perhaps the results would be worse
When less than 60% of Canada votes we get the Harperites
Perhaps we should be like the Aussies and levy fines on non-voters.--hmm perhaps the results would be worse
Today's Questions
Will South African democracy survive the passing of Nelson Mandela?
This is your overseas operator, can you please hold for Peter McKay?
Why does it matter if the Government has the same info as the phone company---Oh they're the ones who can put you in jail?
This is your overseas operator, can you please hold for Peter McKay?
Why does it matter if the Government has the same info as the phone company---Oh they're the ones who can put you in jail?
Little Jewels
Women collect shoes---men collect guns.
Men acquire muscular power tools and women collect little jewel-like purses.
And one wonders why women are the creators of civilization?
Men acquire muscular power tools and women collect little jewel-like purses.
And one wonders why women are the creators of civilization?
A Plague of Break Ins
Sadly, Premier McGuinty's office was burglarized and his emails opposing paying hundreds of millions to cancel gas plants disappeared.
EXTRA--Robo calls traced to theft of P.C. voter lists ( N.D.P. suspected )
PMO Office suffers with disappearance of Nigel Wright--Duff charitable communications.
EXTRA--Robo calls traced to theft of P.C. voter lists ( N.D.P. suspected )
PMO Office suffers with disappearance of Nigel Wright--Duff charitable communications.
Universal Truths (part 1)
If your career does not pale in significance beside your family and friends--you may need a new career.
Bliss lies in the arms of your lover.
Compassion and empathy are never amiss.
Bliss lies in the arms of your lover.
Compassion and empathy are never amiss.
Tap, Tap, Tap
Tapping by Bush becomes tapping by Obama, becomes tapping by Harper, becomes tapping by Teabaggers?
Tapping by Harper only applies to "international communications", and clearly Canadians are too parochial to be effected.
Fortunately, Canadians have no rights to privacy and the 4th Amendment is clearly obsolete.
Tapping by Harper only applies to "international communications", and clearly Canadians are too parochial to be effected.
Fortunately, Canadians have no rights to privacy and the 4th Amendment is clearly obsolete.
Rationalizations
Water boarders fancy themselves as Patriots
Ethnic Cleansers see themselves as defending the purity of the Blood.
With magical thinking the purchaser of a teenage hooker does not think he is guilty of sexual assault when he goes home to sleep with his wife, and to kiss his daughters good night.
Ethnic Cleansers see themselves as defending the purity of the Blood.
With magical thinking the purchaser of a teenage hooker does not think he is guilty of sexual assault when he goes home to sleep with his wife, and to kiss his daughters good night.
The Exorcist
To eradicate the previous woman, a man must be stripped of his possessions.
Her merest touch must be banished with a new wardrobe.
Such a man is now suitable for re-branding.
Her merest touch must be banished with a new wardrobe.
Such a man is now suitable for re-branding.
A Beautiful Mind
Even a beautiful mind cannot overcome the voices of mental illness.
The eldest child always carries the greatest burden and the youngest can only struggle to catch up.
When the whisper of the Death Rattle grows louder, we can not be our brother's keeper.
The eldest child always carries the greatest burden and the youngest can only struggle to catch up.
When the whisper of the Death Rattle grows louder, we can not be our brother's keeper.
On Gladiators
Professional athletes are our surrogate Warriors and the teams are our clans
Did Doping Ball ever go away?--thank God the NFL is still drug free
Why does domestic violence increase when the Super Bowl is televised.
Did Doping Ball ever go away?--thank God the NFL is still drug free
Why does domestic violence increase when the Super Bowl is televised.
Accelerate that Struggle
Obesity is 80% genetic and 20% Depression
Award driving points for running over fat kids
Now that we have established that fatties are moral degenerates, they should be publically shunned.
Award driving points for running over fat kids
Now that we have established that fatties are moral degenerates, they should be publically shunned.
On Judges
Jacksonian Democracy produces elected judges and prosecutors who seek convictions instead of Justice.
The death penalty kills too much innocence.
Perhaps one should believe in this system of Justice with great confidence, and fading optimism.
The death penalty kills too much innocence.
Perhaps one should believe in this system of Justice with great confidence, and fading optimism.
The Core of America
The Core of America is strong
The Core of America does not consist of the gun tottin', racist tea baggers.
Being a victim like the tea baggers and the converts to Islam, is so seductive.
The Core of America does not consist of the gun tottin', racist tea baggers.
Being a victim like the tea baggers and the converts to Islam, is so seductive.
Struggle On
Will Television normalize obesity?
Now that smokers have been demonized for kindly killing themselves, surely it is time to root the degenerate fatties.
American haute cuisine--obesity in a bucket.
Now that smokers have been demonized for kindly killing themselves, surely it is time to root the degenerate fatties.
American haute cuisine--obesity in a bucket.
UP the Consumer
Enjoy Bangladesh Fashion--just blow off the dust--I say is that brain matter?
Chinese toys make excellent fire crackers.
60% of Americans get their clothing from Walmart--I can hardly wait for that in Kensington Market
Chinese toys make excellent fire crackers.
60% of Americans get their clothing from Walmart--I can hardly wait for that in Kensington Market
Parental Prattle
Parents want their kids to have what they missed.-- so they often deny them the beneficial experiences of their own childhood.
"Because, I said so" is nice and authoritarian--but not very effective.
All teenagers have the brains of psychopaths.
Raging On
Tilting at windmills is the epitome of OCD rage.
The injustices are very real, and the world benefits from Don Quixote,-- but the personal cost is very high.
Rage can rob one of effectiveness.
The injustices are very real, and the world benefits from Don Quixote,-- but the personal cost is very high.
Rage can rob one of effectiveness.
Tilting at Windmills
As tempting as it may be , opposing arbitrary authority is unproductive--the crossing guard always wins.
Pity the petty tyrants--they waltz with their insecurity
Save your energies to struggle with the truly destructive despots you will probably never encounter.
Pity the petty tyrants--they waltz with their insecurity
Save your energies to struggle with the truly destructive despots you will probably never encounter.
On Canadians
We compete to see who can say sorry the fastest.
Americans stonewall while Canadians rag the puck.
Different coffee shops are a reflection of the Canadian class system.
Monday, June 10, 2013
On Blogging
Blogging is for lunatics and shut-ins.
Bloggers don't read Blogs--they're too busy Blogging.
Is Blogging merely public defecation to amuse a perverted audience?
Bloggers don't read Blogs--they're too busy Blogging.
Is Blogging merely public defecation to amuse a perverted audience?
A Salute to the Military
Even with a professional cadre, an Army of multi-tour hillbillies and poor urban minorities cannot be the National line of Defence.
Join the Army--and enjoy sexual assaults.
PSTD brings a new army of prisoners and the homeless.
Join the Army--and enjoy sexual assaults.
PSTD brings a new army of prisoners and the homeless.
On Injustice
When victims become perpetrators, they must be treated and controlled, --not punished.
Justice is not colour blind.
Mental illness does not exonerate one from guilt--only from punishment
Justice is not colour blind.
Mental illness does not exonerate one from guilt--only from punishment
Marriage--this guy must be whipped
Do men deliberately mess up domestic chores so they will never be asked to do them again?
Are men that devious or merely incompetent
When your wife throws the vegetables ---you may be having a domestic dispute
Are men that devious or merely incompetent
When your wife throws the vegetables ---you may be having a domestic dispute
Parental Love
Despite all their love and involvement neurotic parents may be too distracted to be effective parents.
If you wait to get your stuff together before having children. you may be waiting forever
Bliss is holding your sleeping child.
If you wait to get your stuff together before having children. you may be waiting forever
Bliss is holding your sleeping child.
Art as Life
Isn't the Veep a reality show?
Isn't Tyrion Lannister the biggest man in the Kingdom?
Does Assad command The Walking Dead?
Isn't Tyrion Lannister the biggest man in the Kingdom?
Does Assad command The Walking Dead?
Presidential Perogatives
Hello, This is Verizon calling--a Division of the Justice Department
If you have an absurd Tax loophole, "baggers" have as much right to drive thru as the commie-pinko fascists.
All Presidents love to increase and exercise power.
If you have an absurd Tax loophole, "baggers" have as much right to drive thru as the commie-pinko fascists.
All Presidents love to increase and exercise power.
Whole Foods
I was picking Franken Corn out of my teeth--and they fell out.
Wonderful! The % of rat feces allowed in hot dogs has been increased.
Brought to you by Coke, bottled water, obesity and the World Wildlife Fund.
Wonderful! The % of rat feces allowed in hot dogs has been increased.
Brought to you by Coke, bottled water, obesity and the World Wildlife Fund.
On Marriage--Again
Do a gay couple keep their toilet seats
down?
You are in love if you would give your life
to save someone.
Saving drowning people isn't usually love.
On Marriage
When most people in your house are male,
isn't it more efficient to keep the seats up?
You often marry 2 strangers—him and
yourself.
You know you’re married when you hear, “He’ll have the salmon”.
Oppressive Time
The perpetual "to do list"--like gerbils on the wheel.
No time to make love--or a sandwich.
No time to exercise--or to make that chocolate cake.
No time to make love--or a sandwich.
No time to exercise--or to make that chocolate cake.
How the West was Won
To Colonel Custard, Indians were, "red niggers".
The glory of the Indian Wars--rape and genocide.
General Sherman offered what he termed , "the final solution"--obliterate the Buffalo and you obliterate the Indians.
The glory of the Indian Wars--rape and genocide.
General Sherman offered what he termed , "the final solution"--obliterate the Buffalo and you obliterate the Indians.
Is the Pope Catholic?
Pope Frank is a Maoist.
But , he still dose the Papal Pedophile Shuffle
Dogma makes one dogmatic.
But , he still dose the Papal Pedophile Shuffle
Dogma makes one dogmatic.
On Justice
Ah, a carjacker-- that will be 20 years without parole
Let's throw the book at that white collar criminal---give him the max--probation
Only the poor and minorities end up on death row
Let's throw the book at that white collar criminal---give him the max--probation
Only the poor and minorities end up on death row
Reflections
Some people have been overdosing
Now go back and reread all the previous postings
Speed is not desirable in making love or reading this blog
Now go back and reread all the previous postings
Speed is not desirable in making love or reading this blog
Sunday, June 9, 2013
On Giving
Many religious people are generous and tolerant
Many religious people aren't.
There is cause to pause.
Many religious people aren't.
There is cause to pause.
On Time
The Sands of Time cannot be replenished.
Time pressures of life: Time to pick up those meds, to pick up those kids, to get that colonoscopy , to take that dump, and to take those meds.
Taking time out to die.
The Sexual Post-- one of many.
Now that Michael Douglas has attributed his oral cancer to oral sex,--there is left nothing to lick.
Sex can be rough or gentle as long as it is in the pursuit of mutual love--and there is no video.
So what disease did Michael give to Catherine?
Sex can be rough or gentle as long as it is in the pursuit of mutual love--and there is no video.
So what disease did Michael give to Catherine?
On the Lighter Side
5 year olds at hockey school," Excuse me, excuse me-- that's my puck"
Post-funeral sex is a reaffirmation of Life---even if it's not with the Deceased.
5 year olds playing soccer--- the intense study of dandelions.
Post-funeral sex is a reaffirmation of Life---even if it's not with the Deceased.
5 year olds playing soccer--- the intense study of dandelions.
The Fords just keep on giving
Mayor Ford's not stoned in the picture, he's just having a post pizza blood rush.
For the benefit of the entire city, Doug Ford honed his financial acumen on the mean streets of Etobicoke.
In an alternate universe, Obama would be the wife of a Christian militiaman and--- he'd be black.
For the benefit of the entire city, Doug Ford honed his financial acumen on the mean streets of Etobicoke.
In an alternate universe, Obama would be the wife of a Christian militiaman and--- he'd be black.
The Nature of Hounds
We Hounds are 60% genetic, 10% nurture, 20% experience and 10% free will.
Alpha dogs bay at the imperfect moon.
Beta dogs barely perceive the moonlight.
On the Human condition
Alpha's are self-loathing, critical perfectionists who are rigid, impatient, cerebral, goal orientated and self-destructive---and occasionally verbose.
Beta's aren't.
People are a continuum, not a condition.
On a Sunday, a little Religion?
If you must have a religion, be a Quaker.
When your "God" lives on a distant planet, you've got yourself a cult.
Man has a spirit, but it's not immortal
By Popular Paranoia a Splash of Psychology
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---the imperfect pursuit of perfection.
O.C.D.-you can count on it, count on it, count on it, count....
O.C.D-good for the world, bad for the individual.
ON OBAMA
Droning on with Obama can be bad for your health.
Seeking compromise with extremists--Obama's strength and his weakness.
Obama pursues democratic ends with imperial means.
Seeking compromise with extremists--Obama's strength and his weakness.
Obama pursues democratic ends with imperial means.
PITY the CHILD and the MAN
Rage comes from Self-Loathing
Self Loathing comes from fear of Rejection
Fear of Rejection comes from rejection in childhood
Self Loathing comes from fear of Rejection
Fear of Rejection comes from rejection in childhood
DOSE 11
31. Priorities: a TFSA, a house and discharging the Mortgage 32. Education is not about content, it’s about process. 33 Rejoice, Romney arises to lead the 49% away from dependency.
DOSE 1O
By Popular hysteria, there will be a sprinkling of economic insights.
25. In the market, perception is reality.
26 Perhaps, the Globe and Mail needs a picture of Rob Ford with a dead hooker, or a live boy
27. Fight obesity—run over a fat kid.
Saturday, June 8, 2013
DOSE 9
Winston Churchill acknowledged the Black Dog of Depression that shadowed his OCD.
Winnie--orator , artist. warrior--and a great smoky drunk
His Black Dog was most assuredly not a pet.
Winnie--orator , artist. warrior--and a great smoky drunk
His Black Dog was most assuredly not a pet.
DOSAGE 8
22. Doug and Rob Ford just burnt all the emails that mention that “ridiculous” video.
23. PC use to mean our political correctness, now it means our prostate cancer
24. According to the “lick spittle media”, Harper has dumped the Duff and the Wall.
POST 7
19. Now that Arthur Porter is been extradited back to Canada, he can replace Duffy, as Harper’s bag man.
20. Why do we retirees start every occasion with an organ recital?
21. If you bring home the bacon, you are probably a woman
DOSE 6
Education is a prism that focuses Experience.
16. Morgentaler--Freedom Fighter.
17. In an alternate universe Rob and Doug Ford would be petite, gay, Toronto Star reporters-- and their clothes would fit.
18. Did you hear---- The Nigel Wright Charitable Foundation purchased that pesky video—but they had to revoke the $90,000 for Senator Duffy
DOSE 5
In a sea of cynicism, it is hard to remember that many people strive to do the right thing.
13. No one under 30 should be allowed to blog.
14. Conservatives never met scientific research they could not suppress.
15. They never met a rise in “unreported” crime they could not punish.
DOSE 4
Experience is the light that illuminates formal Education
10. EXTRA, EXTRA—“Media maggots” feed on meaty, Fordian flesh.
11 Empower a woman and you liberate a man
12. The Ottawa Marathon: Senators dashing for the trough
DOSE 3
Dosage 3
Due to a deficit in talent and a surplus of slough, these offerings are random and unedited.
7. Oppose but don’t hate Rob Ford, he already hates himself.
8. Since he has the few brains available, Doug is more deserving of condemnation.
9. Ford Nation; our own little Tea baggers.
DOSE 2
Dosage 2
From the pen of that well known seer Richard Woods
3. American Senators lick lobbyists: Canadian Senators get licked by lobbyists
4. American Senators want to retire as lobbyists: Canadian Senators have already retired
5. Collecting Graduate degrees may be a sign of my insecurity
DOSE 1
Dosage 1- 5/24/2013
Howlings from the Hounds’ Asylum
Not to exceed a daily dosage of 3
1. Republicans love children until they are born and soldiers until they come home.
2. Mulroney wanted to be an American, Harper wants us all to be Americans
3. It’s not a human tragedy unless it provokes comedy.
INTENTION
INTENTION These comments are intended purely for amusement.
They are the satirical and philosophical excretions from the fevered and fertile mind of Professor Richard Woods. An unknown barrister, solicitor, economist, city planner (Boring).
They are intended as fair comment directed toward public figures, the human condition, and the world at large. These comments are not presented as facts.
Your daily dosage should not exceed 3 gems, but to truly understand the jewelry, you are advised to read pages 161 to 163; The Inmates, On Dr. Spock: On the Lizard; and On the Child.
They are the satirical and philosophical excretions from the fevered and fertile mind of Professor Richard Woods. An unknown barrister, solicitor, economist, city planner (Boring).
They are intended as fair comment directed toward public figures, the human condition, and the world at large. These comments are not presented as facts.
Your daily dosage should not exceed 3 gems, but to truly understand the jewelry, you are advised to read pages 161 to 163; The Inmates, On Dr. Spock: On the Lizard; and On the Child.
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