My Favourite Chinese Fortune Cookie----Chinese Food causes cancer.
Children are the meaning
With enough medication, anyone can be a comedian.
Vulgarity is for the Vulgar---what the fuk do you think of that?
When the only topics of comversation are house prices and crack, you must be in Toronto.
Lincoln was a Republican poet--today's Republican's are hillbilly rappers
Droning with Obama---roadkill
In Toronto, there are no real estate virgins
Sex Tourism--hiking in India
Sinkholes--God's little joke
If you're hit by shaprnel--you may be running in a marathon
If your "son" is the Ikea monkey, your legal career may falter
But your political career is assured.
Decisions that may effect your life--that snake tatoo on your face.
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