An Alternate Universe

In an Alternate Universe;

      Sarah Pallin and Michele Bachmann would be dykes--and they'd be smart

      Justin Trudeau would be a lady wrestler--with a bald head

      Conrad Black would be a proud Canadian--and he would speak English

      Stevie Harper would be a union organizer-and he'd be so warm and fussy

      Teabaggers would be Maoists--and they'd care about their fellow Americans.

      John McCain would be a pot-smoking pacifist--and he'd be Mexican